Someone found my site by googling "Blah I suck"...

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up, right thur!

NaBloPoMo: A winner is not me. That's okay... I'm actually surprised I even got half-way through. That is definitely some sort of record for me. Of course, I celebrated the realization that I had horribly lapsed in my BloPo by... not posting any blogs for a week. Ah, truly joyous.

No, seriously... I had a few ideas to write about. The instant I sit down, pbbbbt. Out of my brain. In a fart-like motion. Well, shit. Um...

I'm reading Interview With The Vampire. Heh. Yeah, I know, welcome to 1994! When I was eleven! Probably why I didn't read it back then! I actually got Vol. 1-3 in an omnibus from The Big Huge Dork Book Club (which incidentally, isn't all that great, so don't go and join based on my mentioning it, like that would happen), so I've had it sitting around for about six months.
And seriously, never tell anyone you've joined the SciFi Book Club. Even my dorky group of friends mocked me when I told them that; honestly, who can blame them? SCIENCE FICTION. I need a pocket protector and an inhaler, stat.
Also, lose the boobs. They confuse people.